dear boris, your so pretty. thank you for coming and staying with me this week, and making me laugh the whole time. *like, telling me the funny things you overhear your skinny teacher say. can i please have your freckles?
dear house, thank you, you've somehow managed to stay clean over the past two weeks, regardless of my craziness and total neglect.
dear lando, your cute. and so is your latest golfing obsession. thanks for making me wheat muffins this morning.
dear eyebrows, sorry for forgetting about you and being disgusted by you when i finally pulled my bangs back this morning